#DRUNKCONFESSIONS

when my friend wont stop talking about her ex while we are out

I just want to be like,

when i make the last cup in pong

I’m like,

when i have writers block

In the library I’m like,

when i show up early to the party im meeting my boyfriend at

I stay in the background and watch like,

when someone tries to steal the parking spot i have been waiting for

I’m seriously like,

when someone corrects me mid-sentence

I’m like,

when someone in my class actually asks a question in the last 30 seconds of class

I’m like,

when my friend finally tells the name of the girl who tried to get with my boyfriend

I get up like,

when a teacher forgets to collect the research paper i didnt do

I’m just like,

when i survived my first springfest

I was just like,